I have an irrational fear of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I don’t think that, in and of itself, is irrational. It’s probably common to fear being wrongfully accused of a crime or the star of a tragic accident. What makes my fear irrational is how specific it is: I’m afraid […]
Read MoreI’m a big believer in moderation. I shy away from just about all extremes—this includes, but is not limited to—sports, music, food, politics and personal comfort. Quick examples: I like Duke AND North Carolina men’s basketball (but Gonzaga is my team) I like Coke AND Pepsi (and Dr. Pepper, but it’s all Coke where I’m […]
Read MoreThings That Make Us Madder Than They Should: Hangers Misbehaving Disobedient hangers are instigators. You know when you’re swiping through shirts and an unchosen one slips off the hanger and falls to the ground? I always blame the hanger and become frustrated with its lack of commitment. I assume it hasn’t embraced its job or […]
Read MoreI was just trucking along, enjoying a nice day at work when it happened. A few co-workers passed me in the hall and excitedly announced there was dessert in the conference room, as they opened up their circle to usher me in. “Oh, thanks so much—but I’m good.” “What? Oh come on! A little sugar […]
Read MoreI love sports. I’ve been involved in them since I was very little—played for fun, played on scholarship in college, coached for fun, coached in college as a profession. And I’m excited to watch the Superbowl Sunday—despite My Cowboys falling short this year. But I’m here to talk about a different sport. Costco. What’s that […]
Read MoreWhat does it take to get out of a ticket? A little sobbing? A little stretching of the truth? Both? *sniff, sniff* Hello, Officer. Sir, I’m so sorry. I’m late to one of the biggest presentations of my career, and … *bigger sniffs* this day has just … *hardcore, snotty sniffs* it’s just been one […]
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